kramergate:

“holy shit” he has said

coltre:

heart: *develops feelings*
brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

realmv:

if we’re mutuals you have full permission to:

• come to my house and beat me up
• i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me
  

wildewisdom:

sir please that’s my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

panicfast:

panicfast:

oh my god how do u flirt with girls

I’ve only been gay in theory so far I didn’t plan for this

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

appleauralime:

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

dippyeggs:

why is bilbo called the burglar

why cant they call him the robbit